emilia fart

a fucking icon bitch
no nvm
THE fucking ICON bitch
(period)

YOU: Oh who's that over there dying her hair blue in the park?

ME: That's not a person that's Emilia Fart, she's a fucking icon. Take notes...bitch.

by HailmeBitch February 14, 2018

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Blunt Fart

When you hit the blunt so hard you fart smoke.

Ted Heem got blunt farted on.

Period.

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

Sonic Fart

A fart you can hear and smell at the same time

I feel a Sonic fart coming on...

by ToolHandle January 1, 2017

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

toot toot
Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017

Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017