Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
by safehammer November 29, 2006
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Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
by Cornflake September 23, 2004
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BABY SQUIRREL

Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE
by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
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dead babies in a bag

When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.
"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.

"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
by Mead A. Bayer May 3, 2007
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baby's on the half tip

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.
"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"
by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008
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Sweet Baby Ray’s

Sweet Baby Ray’s Bar-B-Q sauce is a Bar-B-Q sauce made for people who hate flavor. Consisting mainly of corn syrup and sugar, it’s a flavorless condiment that can be found anywhere food is an afterthought. At big box retailers it’s on sale, most of the time, since no one pays full price for generics. Its low-quality ingredients meet the barest standards to be considered an actual Bar-B-Q Sauce as opposed to gangrenous ketchup.

As a descriptive adjective, it is used to describe something rudimentary, basic, foundational, or elemental. Items referred to, or labeled as Sweet Baby Ray’s, usually consist of the least amount of components required to label something of that genre.
- Lethal Weapon is the Sweet Baby Ray’s of the action movie genre.

- Tech House is the Sweet Baby Ray’s of electronic dance music.

- Cargo Shorts are the Sweet Baby Ray’s of men’s summer wear.
by Professional Kid August 10, 2016
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baby shit brown

Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
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