John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023

John-Tae

Born to make money with little to no love and lots of loyalty and a mass amount of aggression.

The realest person to know is, John-Tae

by Stinga9x November 22, 2021

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.

John smith yuh is awesome.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

John Cena

John Cena is a professional wrestler with a meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021