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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.
The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.
by Green Ugly April 13, 2023
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Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet
Omg where am I... *post on private storygreat news!”
by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019
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New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017
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coke unveils new taste

Coke
Unveils
New
Taste

read word downwards
coke unveils new taste
new drink
perhaps
by phatman 92 October 22, 2009
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New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.
“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”
by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025
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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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