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Friends' School Lisburn 

Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'

Deep-Friending 

Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Deep-Friending by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010

Awkward friendship 

A friendship that feels awkward, especially after being dumped by your significant other.

Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Guy 1: You got dumped by that hot chick you really like? Are you still friends with her?

Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.

fosters home for imaginary friends 

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.
"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

Friends with Emotional Benefits 

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.

lets be friends 

What you hear instead of "lets just go on with ourselves" or "i can't fucking stand you anymore".
Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.

Man: Uhh.....
lets be friends by Jagged Joe November 3, 2006