John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
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Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut
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Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!
Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 10, 2022
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