john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

by John Rumple March 29, 2021

credance johns

a true, honest, bloke and and likes Georgia

Credance johns is a mad bloke

by asddfeytnszwkx November 15, 2020

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.

I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.

by The_Deacon June 29, 2024

John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus

Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin

by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024

John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3

Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy

by Noongarnator October 29, 2020

Johns

Past tense: Johned

Plural: Johns
Present tense: Johning

Usually used in video game terms; mostly Super Smash Bros., an excuse. When you are losing, or before you’re losing; pre-johning. E.g., if you think the lighting is too low, or if you spilt coffee on your shirt in the morning; excuses.

“No, I only lost because I didn’t get enough sleep last night. And I also stepped on a Lego!”
“Those are Johns, definitely. You’re just having a skill issue right now”

by MToque May 14, 2025