october 30th

slap your shortest friend day

1- hey what’s today?
2- october 30th. why?
1- *smack*

by whatthefuckeberythingistook October 21, 2021

October 30th

Anyone born on this day is human royalty. If your born on this day you are supreme being in all areas and deserve to be treated as such.

“It’s October 30th, John’s birthday!” “John? You mean the cool guy? Only awesome individuals are born on this day.”

by dee_bby October 21, 2021

October 22

Your friend Harshith has to ask a random girl out.

joke October 22

by Hshshrhrjdnueb October 21, 2021

October 22

The day where the initials A and T have there first kiss!

Omg its October 22 People with the initials A and T have to kiss!

by guywithbigdick12 October 21, 2021

october 22 :)

october 22 is when you give your girl your hoodie and tell them how much you love them!

person 1: yo its October 22 :)
person 2: Shit! I forgot a hoodie to give to my girl for today cause we are supposed to do that bro
person 1: you can at least tell her you love her

by dino-nuggs4life October 21, 2021

October 23

Cuddle Day

Your gf/bf has to go to your house and cuddle with you

Hey babe today is October 23 so you know what that means

by DaddyChill🤔 October 21, 2021

Red October

When someone gets anal fucked by a big, usually black, dick without lube and the anal sphincter is so inflamed it looks like a red "o". May also include rectal bleeding from the act. Red October refers to the big dick being like a submarine, the red swelling effect it has on the anus, and also the act of getting dry fucked anally with a huge dick.

Adj. Refers to red swollen anus from hard anal sex. "He assfucked that little bitch hard with no lube and gave her a Red October."
Adv. "He Red Octobered that bitch."
Refers to the act of hard anal sex

N. Refers to a large penis. He stuck his Red October up in that ass.
N. Refers to swollen anus from rough anal sex. "Did you see her asshole? It was a Red October."
N. Refers to anal bleeding from rough sex "I heard she had a Red October in her panties after that assfucking."

by Foxxyredd October 26, 2021