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Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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Kids

The accentel Monsters that parents create
AHHHH ITS A GROUP OF KIDS
by PowerpandagamingYT June 13, 2018
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Green Screen Kids

Some stupid little kid who puts their face in a video like they are reacting to it. They make it so small and move it around the screen. You see them on YouTube Shorts or TikTok.
These Green Screen Kids are so annoying. At this point why even watch YouTube Shorts or TikTok. The shitty lip syncing was cringe enough.
by green909 February 8, 2024
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gifted kid

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and, gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.
guy 1 : oh, look at that gifted kid. he's so smart
guy 2 : he's not really smart. he's just good at studying the last moment
*20 years later*
guy 1 : why is the gifted kid smoking weed?
guy 2 : he couldn't keep up unlike us who actually studied.
by Ahson_ November 21, 2024
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DIZ KID

About Diz Kid
Ogodo Daniel born ( October 07 2004 ) but professionally and Popularly Know as DIZKID, Dizzy and also Diz. is a Talented successful and renown Singer and Songwriter. Born in Edo state but brougnt up in Oyo and Lagos state Nigeria.
by Diz meaning July 2, 2021
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Stray kids

Literal stray kids but they’re actually just 8 random Koreans with millions of dollars.

Also goofballs that make money.

Or lost children
I love stray kids with all my life
by Random fairy October 31, 2025
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criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.
Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022
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