John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 8, 2024

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

by MLMFU September 10, 2022

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010