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jACk SawYEr

a guy whos ex got pregnant from her stepborther- kinda werid
has no longer top lip but hhuuuuuge bottom lip
hey jACk SawYEr wanna make out?
Im spit sisters with alot of jACk SawYEr's exs.
by maevedorrisiday May 20, 2018
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Jack the Sad

The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
by hardlysentient July 16, 2020
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Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.
Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
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Jack Roll

A breakfast pastry, usually consisting of a biscuit filled with sausage and cheese and rolled into a ball. Originating from Pike County Arkansas.
I sure am hungry for a jack roll right now!
What kind of cheese is inside that jack roll?
by Bathammer69 October 29, 2017
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Jack

Big foot, slender guy with a humongous nob
by 5God November 22, 2021
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jack

annoying person who thinks he is the most popular and they also talk way to much
your a jack
by billy tilly December 7, 2021
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Jack

Jack really wants a girlfriends, and will do anything to get one. He’s got brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, and is pretty darn skinny, but might be muscular one day. He gets his heart broken A LOT, and tries many times with the same girl. He’s got a decent amount of friends. If you know a Jack, date him, he’s desperate.
Girl: “Jack asked me out the other day, but I hadn’t really thought about it.”
Other girl: “Date him! He might be very desperate!”
by TheOneLonelyJack November 17, 2019
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