by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
Get the Fart hardened turdmug. When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.
Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?
Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.
by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025
Get the Sweaty Crack Fartmug. The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025
Get the Fertile Fartmug. by M8Bit November 9, 2018
Get the fart jigglemug. by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
Get the Fart Piss Crapmug. 
