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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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Cum snuffler

Someone who snorts cum to get a high feeling
by Likeaboss223 December 8, 2012
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Cum-bucket

Alternative spelling: Kum-bucket
1) A girl who people have sex with because their easy and are usually not very attractive
2) An aggressive homosexual man who simiple wants to have as much bucket sex with other people as possible whether their unwilling or not

However, this can used against anyone as a general insult
1)"Dude, you're mum is such a cum-bucket"
2)"Stop touch my butt you cum-bucket"
by IvyDvy September 8, 2013
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Cum Dunts

Reversing the first letters of two words, Dumb and Cunts, whilst screwing it up entirely with a play on words to describe stupid women doing something stupid.
"You see those girls twerking over there? Typical Cum Dunts"
by WarheD September 4, 2013
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Cum-Pucker

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.
"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."
by checkda statz April 26, 2012
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cum foot

The result when one masterbates while bathing and someone steps in the leavings.
Seem's you have a case of cum foot Harry.
by justsomebadguy March 5, 2011
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Cum Sniffle

when you make a woman deep throat you and she exhales as you ejaculate, forcing semen out her nostrils
... no explanation needed (cum sniffle)
by mastercrafter March 8, 2011
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