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Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag
by Chiprickets January 22, 2012
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Out my Bag

Flossed out and lookin’ good. Something like a magician performs magic tricks, a prime time moment has been pulled by you.
I’m out my bag with this snap video!

She look fine asl! She really pulled this out her bag!
by Luh Baby Breezy May 25, 2018
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iced tea bag

when a girl is sucking on a guys balls, then puts an ice cube in her mouth, causing him pleasure and cold sensation at the same time. Ususally enjoyed on hot days.
Jenny was teabagging me, but the weather was hot and she put some ice cubes in her mouth. If it wasn't for that that iced tea bag, I never would have come
by jason373 May 15, 2009
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Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.
What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!
by beaverpork August 24, 2011
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drunky McDouche bag

A guy who drinks excessively and does obscene things like piss at a stop sign in the middle of the street and when caught by the cops he tells them he threw up, a guy that shows to work drunk almost every day and drinks so much that he actually passes for not being drunk at all. A guy who is a Marine and about to be a private.
Drunky McDouche Bag Frankie got a DUI over the 96 weekend and then a few weeks later went surfing in the bed of a pickup truck while drunk on a freeway at 80 miles an hour.
by whitethunder619 January 25, 2011
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cold tea bag

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim
Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me
by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010
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Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.
Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"
by hbar314 June 10, 2011
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