John gonzales

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She has a John gonzales milkshake

by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.

It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.

by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

John

It is used as the first name and uses a media's name for the last name

ex. John Ultrakill, John Silent Hill

by John Ultrakill October 24, 2025

John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020

Lee Johns

A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.

Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.

by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011