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joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult
Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM
by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021
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Joe

She lives with or maybe not. You might love her or maybe not. She is your life (literally) Who am I

The Answer is JOE MAMA U DUMB AUTISTIC CHILD
P1:Joe constructed Ligma from yuri and they had to do surgery on his Updog P2:Whos Joe Whos Yuri Whats Ligma Whats Updog P1:*inhales*
by EpicGamer2323 October 24, 2019
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Joe

A super big ass black guy formed of all the bloods and crips
Guy:holy shit it's joe

joe:eats him whole then in a super deep voice*he tastes like chicken
by Damian Lucerne October 1, 2017
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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe's

T: I got Joe's
Mike: I'll take 8 Joe's please
by Buddyscott501 December 15, 2018
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joe

Wow I Joe is so cool! I want to marry Joe.
by arson_69420 May 30, 2021
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Joe Bastianich

The asshole judge from MasterChef who makes Gordon Ramsay look nice, he's not even a real chef and just inherited everything from his mother. Also he's a fucking asshole.
Joe Bastianich has such a smackable face.
by TheForbiddenSilver December 1, 2025
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