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stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad
by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010
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friend

True friendship is not when you go to school and hang around with someone just because you have no one else to chill with. Its not calling someone up when your bored because they are fun to talk to. Its not when you cant think of a birthday gift and end up buying your friend a wal-mart gift card. Is not when you have to talk to someone about something you don't particularly care about (like how much snow we got last year) to avoid an awkward silence.

Friendship is when you love someone with every ounce of your being and genuinely want them to be happy even if it means sacrificing something your self to make them happy. A true friend is someone you can talk to about your feelings, someone you can tell things you could never tell your family or even your partner. They are someone who you don't have to talk to but someone you want to talk to; someone you will go out of your way to be with. Friendship is when you love someone so much you want to hold them and never let go, someone you want to rest your head on and cry, and you would let them cry on you too. Its someone you can talk to about things you disagree on and end up being closer for that disagreement. Its when you think about someone and how close you are to them and how much you love them and you smile and are happy all over.
Friend change our life
by anonymous September 1, 2018
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Best bully friend

The friendship Toulay and Joaquin have.
Toulay attacks Joaquin 24/7 but they are still close buddies which is what they call, best bully friend.
by Toulay😝 October 29, 2023
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Best friend

a best friend is someone who will piss you off but still love you unconditionally. They’ll piss you off like a sister, annoy you like a brother, be protective of you like a mam and give out to you like a dad.
hollie and - are best friends!
by irishslag June 3, 2020
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Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird
Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends
by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019
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Bad friend

When your friend technically PROMISES you to get something FOR YOU but always needs to buy something instantly after literally mentioning giving you that something right away
by Spookystrawberries May 18, 2024
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Best friendness

Best friendness is a way of saying I love you in a platonic way and is used for saying “I love you” while you not like liking them
Person 1: I love you in the most best friendness way possible

Person 2: me too *best friend’s name*
by Xthat..one..gacha..kidx January 23, 2022
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