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Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
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Pussy joe

A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023
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Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
by Peenile November 14, 2018
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Sleepy Joe Effect

The sleepy joe effect is a byproduct of being near a "sleepy joe", someone who is so incompetent at life, that after more than 10 minutes, their utter dementia riddled state eventually melts away your own IQ to below freezing temperature, usually becomes apparent when using technology.
Based orange: "you gave me the sleepy joe effect you boomer"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"
by President Enjoyer May 14, 2023
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sleepy joe

it is when your dick is not in erection, of course, he is probably sleeping. You also call somebody this as a curse word, if they are a bit sleepy and a dick at the same time.
"Why cant i get an erection."
"Maybe you have sleepy joe.
by Cumlord-Dietz Nuts April 21, 2022
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joe

joe is a name of a girl or boy who is trans or someone who is very loyal. joe is a kind and naughty but loves to play with toys. He / she is very popular and hot but can get into trouble sometimes. Joe pretends to be a monkey or animal if they are not in the mood of something.
Rebecca: Did u hear joe got a new girlfriend??

Anna: yes i'm very jelous..
by not.your.bbg December 13, 2020
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Joe

A handsome man with big abs and attracts girls like a magnet every day and is a giga chad.
"wow did you see Joe the cool guy just looked at me OMG! I'm going to faint.
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