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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.
The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.
by Green Ugly April 13, 2023
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Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet
Omg where am I... *post on private storygreat news!”
by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019
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New England Nutter Butter

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.
“Me and Chris made some New England Nutter Butter last night!”
by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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New Word

A suggested box given by urban dictionary to type something if we want to make a new word.
There was a new word suggested in the word box.
by ErthB45 February 5, 2020
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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