“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.
by noodlechat November 20, 2021
Get the Ur Mommug. by chumburger February 17, 2021
Get the Mommug. In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
Get the Soccer mommug. A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
Get the Dinis mommug. by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021
Get the ur mommug. by anonymous October 1, 2021
Get the Your mommug. 