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Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.
Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.
by noodlechat November 20, 2021
mugGet the Ur Mommug.

Mom

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too
by chumburger February 17, 2021
mugGet the Mommug.

Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
mugGet the Soccer mommug.

Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
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ur mom

a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question
by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021
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ur mom

ur mom x2
ur mom. com
by anonymous March 8, 2022
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Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.
Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."
by anonymous October 1, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

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