Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by Gdiehrbrj April 11, 2019

John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.
As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."
by von groovy August 12, 2024

John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.
by JustForFun! September 27, 2022

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.
A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.
by doonga November 7, 2013
