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Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"
Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023
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hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm
While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.
by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023
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Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose
Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
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Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties
by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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