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what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying
Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity
by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”
Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.
by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022
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what the phil

What the Phil is a term commonly used in the Midwest. Could be said confused, sad, excited, or angry.

Its used mostly by Adults/Teenagers, while children say "What the Phillip!" which means the same thing.
mom: Son.. We're putting you up for adoption.

son: what the Phil!!!!!!
by Midwest_Slangs February 3, 2024
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Nigga what

Nigga what! Y.
by VSAB(Iscariot) March 19, 2021
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what’s ur W?

A common expression used to express the curiosity of what someone is doing. Similar to asking “wyd”, or “what’s plots,” in a more elegant and sophisticated matter.
I’m gonna go get drunk at mimosas rn; What’s ur W?

What’s ur W tn?
by onikaBURGER May 25, 2024
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