I went to the pawnshop at 2 AM to try to get some cash, and they gave me $40 for my Glock. They took an M80, shoved it up my asshole, and detonated it! I’ll never go back they’re, I got M80’d!
by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
Sometimes a nickname. Sometimes.... yeah. Now stop looking for things like this on fucking urban fucking dictionary and go to church you fucking purv.
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getting led on for a year and falling in love with her just for her to dip on u and get angry at u when u realise what a dog u are
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Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.
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