bifercated penis

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

by jfurey March 21, 2016

peni-wopper

A dipshit.

Sally's attempt at anal made her look like such a peni-wopper.

by Gabby gab April 2, 2016

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Penis bribery

Promising sexual pleasure for personal gain.

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.

by Likwid541 November 21, 2018

Penis boobs

Testicles

I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon

by T.K. O'nuts November 22, 2018

Penis

A male body part that gets incerted into a female

white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong

mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa

by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018

Penis

It's the anus

"I shit out my penis"

by Nobody cares man November 29, 2018