October 21st

Were people can be so gay but still be straight but can only be gay to people who start with these letters C,E,A,S,G,P,K

:Hey imma touch your dick
:ew your gay
:but it’s October 21st

by XxSaDMaNxX October 17, 2019

October 27th

A perfectly normal day that is not Valentine's Day.

1:its october 27th it is national confess to your crush day
2:no that is february 14th dumbass

by dummyville October 29, 2019

October 12th

Kiss your gf/bf day.

“Hey babe!”
*randomly kisses*
“What are you doing?😶”
“It’s October 12th dummy!”

by TheBestMatchIsA+H October 11, 2021

October 26

Best day of the year! Awesome people are born on this day. But also lots of fun and sexy times will come on this day! Especially if they involve a hot tub!

“I love October 26! I’m so keen for sexy hot tub time!”

by Smititties October 22, 2019

Red October

The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.

“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!

“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.

“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

October 28th

Give Axelia money day.
On this day you give the lovley @axeliaxx money)

Axelia: Money now!!!!
Lemonz: WHAT WHY!!
Axelia: It's October 28th dumbass
Lemonz: Oh *gives life savings*

by Mxvoidfall October 21, 2022

October 21st

People who can be gay as fuck but still be straight at the same time, but they can only be gay to people who starts with these letter of their names D,C,L,P,H,J,A,E

Larry: let me touch your dick
Paul:Ew your gay

Larry: it’s October 21st

by XxSaDMaNxX October 17, 2019