Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)

"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"

by TulipBloke March 3, 2025

golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025

goldist

Somebody who is racist to Gold Brick Cat from battle cats

ProNoobTrix is Goldist

by ImToofew March 9, 2025

Goldeneyeing

A heavy form of nostalgia bias where someone defensively idealizes older media (games, movies, etc.) while ignoring flaws and dismissing modern improvements of later installments or other newer media that is similar. The word puts a twist on the mythic status of the 1997 Nintendo 64 game GoldenEye with related sight-based terminology like "rose-tinted glasses."

Traits:

1. Defensive nostalgia: Aggressively downplays dated elements (e.g., clunky controls, low framerates, bad game design).
2. Progress dismissal: Claims successors “lack soul” or "didn't feel the same" despite arguably objective upgrades (e.g., QoL features, accessibility, production value).
3. Community reinforcement: Widespread nostalgia in forums/communities amplifies bias (e.g., “You had to be there!”) .

"Stop goldeneyeing Ocarina of Time, Nintendo made a lot Zelda games that improved on it in every way!"

"You can't tell me GoldenEye still holds up today, modern FPS games play way better. You're goldeneyeing."

by taylor swift stan March 21, 2025