double butterfinger

The action of finger a girls vagina and asshole using only melted butter as a lube.

My principle gave me a double butterfinger this morning.

by The helpless victim January 12, 2018

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double the trouble

When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.

What did you do this summer John?

I made double the trouble...

by Marypoppinthatpussy June 16, 2020

Double Mic-ing

When someone has their in game voice chat enabled alongside voice chat on another application (e.g, Discord).

"and that's when he-"
"and that's when he-"
"Dude, you're Double Mic-ing"
"oh sorry, is this better?"

by SillyBuggar January 16, 2024

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

..............

She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

Double wristing

The act of wearing two dee shiznit watches one on each wrist👊👊

Imma double wristing cuz I’m dee shiznit 2x”

by Rb85 May 1, 2022

Double texting

Being ignored on more than one occasion. Telling bad jokes etc.

Kha: Excuse, Yo can I get your number ?
Mir: she don’t want you bro double texting at this point

by Idkmyname1 April 20, 2024