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What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025
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If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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hahaha what

What you say when someone asks you out but dont want to reject them and hurt their tiny heart
Person 1: Wanna go out?
Person 2: Hahaha what...?
by Sophie's Son May 20, 2016
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WHAT?

You never played tuber simulator ¿
WHAT? is used by 9yo. It’s a very defined word for advertising your own game in a very affective way

...get this into LWIAY
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What’s two times a parable?

What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
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What would Oprah do

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.
Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats
by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018
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What the pear

A variation of what the fuck used exclusively in the northern towns of fleetwood and glossop
by jollierHD July 19, 2022
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