Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

by cahoime March 7, 2015

Big Chungus Syndrome

A condition which causes the person to obsess over the meme "Big Chungus". Symptoms include laughing at "Big Chungus" jokes/references and constantly referring to people, creatures, and objects as a "Big Chungus"

Josh: What's up with Jakob lately, he's been laughing at Big Chungus a lot
Daniel: He may be developing Big Chungus Syndrome
Josh: Oh shit

by Loppychoo January 25, 2020

Collar Popping Syndrome

An epidemic that is spreading across private schools across America. Rich fuckups that feel the need to protect their necks are especially likely to contract Collar Popping Syndrome, or C.P.S. The disease involves a person wearing a button down shirt with the collar flicked up. Not only is this hazardous to personal health but it is also a mortal sin. Anyone, preppy or not, who catches C.P.S. will surely be damned for it.

"Oh my god!! look at those fuckups at the country club, they all have collar popping syndrome. Also see Stang Banga

by i eat preppys April 22, 2005

Good Will Hunting Syndrome

The belief that geniuses (or intelligent individuals) should be able to do very spectacular things without expending effort. This usually results in a stellar accomplishment= stellar intelligence attitude.

MIT students always brag about how many hours they spend studying, and constantly talk about their intense course load. It is totally unnecessary. Its like they all have Good Will Hunting Syndrome.

by guttedsquid March 3, 2011

Hulk Hogan Syndrome

When a professional wrestler becomes too famous and inevitably turns into a bad parody of their former selves. This frequently happens to superstars late into their career. See also “The Big Show”, "Ric Flair” and “Jerry Lawler”.

"Shit, it looks like the Big Show has succumbed to Hulk Hogan Syndrome recently. He's pretty much just a joke now."

by PaPeRlUiGi October 23, 2008

punting baby syndrome

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

Married Man Syndrome

The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.

Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"

by Hunterz January 19, 2007