Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

penis

something i have.

dang that girl has a nice penis

by bekahwashere April 19, 2020

Penis

Kyle

Girl:1 what's a penis
Kyle: look
Girl :Wozers

by Ashlyn223344 March 2, 2024

penies

pennies

hg penies

by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Penis

Mine is big

I have a monster penis

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023