Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022

1-2 slide

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“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”

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Hi imraan 2.

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November 2

Annoy the fuck out of your boy best friend lol

Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit

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“Guys I think we should listen to Chorale 2 again”
Band teacher-“why”

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