0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004

Look at that little monkey run!

This expression was said by Howard Cosell during a 1972 televised ABC broadcast on July 29, 1972 in reference to Mike Adamle, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs in the preseason AFC-NFC "Hall of Fame" game between the Chiefs vs. New York Giants at Fawcett Stadium.

Until the appearance of the factual website about it, people mistakenly associated this sentence with a different football game in 1983. On September 5, 1983, during the season opening Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins, Howard Cosell made a second comment using the words "little monkey." In that game, Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett was playing a great game, and following Garrett's 6th pass reception while still in the first quarter, Howard Cosell commented to Don Meredith, "Joe Gibbs wanted to get this kid and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he?"

When a smaller physical stature NFL football player would run and dart around after getting his hands on the ball, Cosell would like to say "Look at that little monkey run!" It didn't matter if it was a white or black player.

by NFL Researcher October 23, 2011

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015