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FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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fat pussy muncher

by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Fat ride

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride
by D__67 July 25, 2020
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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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fat city

Ottawa, Canada. Not the "home" of the Blues exactly, but the Blues foster home when the Blues were having adolescent problems and got kicked out of the house a few times for bad behaviour and letting their room get all skanky.
Blues Fan #1: Geez, where can I hear some good blues now that I'm out of Gitmo' but can't get into the states?
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
by Dali Clama December 14, 2013
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fat jihadi

Luffi eating 27 kebabs for lunch. Then doing suicide jihadi IED farts all afternoon
by mrs tosser October 26, 2025
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Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
by billiam17 March 16, 2024
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