Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.

"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."

by billebllunt December 10, 2013

nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."

by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013

Blowin' a nut

The act of forceful, almost painful, gut wrenching ejaculation.

Dude, that chick's pussy is so hot and tight she had me blowin' a nut in only 5 strokes.

by Richard Mucus February 7, 2015

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

nut weggie

When your underwear get stuck between yur nut sack and yur thigh....
-KidDoloDinero

Friend: Why r you diggin down by yur dick
You: I'm pullin out my nut weggie bro shuts uncomfortable

by Nut Weggie February 20, 2015

cashew nut

A tiny Mexican with a great mustache

Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!

by Najahhddjka March 7, 2015

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner

I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015