Blue etios

A nice car that works like a motel, owned by a brazilian dude

Example: "dude I just saw the Blue Etios shaking in the garage!"

by Shibadogefunnydog December 3, 2021

Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

blue wellie

Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left

Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?

by Stretchytattoo July 13, 2022

Blue Reece

You’ve had a dodgy blue slush and have blue diarrhoea.

“Just chugged a blue slush. I’m going to have a Blue Reece”

by K¡tkatt July 17, 2022

cute blue cat

Cute Blue cat is a cat queen most beautiful and has a BIG ass.
And she loves her husband snow he has a very BIG peepee.

cute blue cat and loves pepole

by ilovebluepluessnow July 20, 2022

Blue Tick

A phrase used to describe a person who is verified on Instagram or Twitter, used to reference their superiority in the social media hierarchy.

Person 1: "How's it going with that guy you are seeing?"
Person 2: "It's okay, but I am not sure if I really like him or the fact that he is a Blue Tick."
Person 1: "Yeh that's true, but I guess it's great for your social media presence though."

by Sir Cunty McFuck July 21, 2022

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022