Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.
(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.
by MReilly July 19, 2011
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0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots
At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle
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Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.
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Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
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This expression was said by Howard Cosell during a 1972 televised ABC broadcast on July 29, 1972 in reference to Mike Adamle, a running back for the Kansas City Chiefs in the preseason AFC-NFC "Hall of Fame" game between the Chiefs vs. New York Giants at Fawcett Stadium.

Until the appearance of the factual website about it, people mistakenly associated this sentence with a different football game in 1983. On September 5, 1983, during the season opening Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Redskins, Howard Cosell made a second comment using the words "little monkey." In that game, Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett was playing a great game, and following Garrett's 6th pass reception while still in the first quarter, Howard Cosell commented to Don Meredith, "Joe Gibbs wanted to get this kid and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he?"
When a smaller physical stature NFL football player would run and dart around after getting his hands on the ball, Cosell would like to say "Look at that little monkey run!" It didn't matter if it was a white or black player.
by NFL Researcher May 30, 2011
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