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Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour

A time to be ready that is considered too early in the morning. Usually, it is a time between 02:00 and 05:00 a.m.
Example One:
Director: Tomorrow's schedule begins at 05:00 a.m., so be ready by 04:30 a.m.
Employee (under his breath): Oh crap! Another Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour timing!

Example Two:
Employee One: What time do we have to be ready?
Employee Two: Zero-Dark-Buffalo-Hour
Employee One: Shit! I wanted to sleep in!
by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009
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Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012
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Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.
Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014
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zero accountability

They do whatever they want, you do all their work.

Also works for any other trade were a small group of people do the forced job of a large group- Because the larger group does not handle their business.
When the other Departments in your Tech support trade don't know what they are doing. So they dump it all on the smart guys. "Hey, Want to hear about Zero Accountability?"

Also works for any other trade were a small group of people do the forced job of a large group- Because the larger group does not handle their business.
by JohnTrickingston February 5, 2015
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zero

the amount of balls you have
jump off the bridge andre! you wont! no balls!
yeah thats right i have no balls my guy dave took em right out of my pants. there is zero game down there k
by slimysteak March 8, 2019
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Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”
wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures
by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021
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