Zach Hersch

A man with an absurd amount of IQ point, plays the trumpet and thinks he's better than everyone else. Often gets frustrated with others when he messes up. Has bad paper management and is very unorganized.

Zach Hersch please stop talking we know your better than everyone else

by Smart People Over 160 IQ April 27, 2023

zach balent

is a very handsome gentlemen, an uncanny resemblance to Jack Dawson and Steve Harrington

wow that kid zach balent looks just like steve harrington

by lilianathunder February 11, 2022

Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

Rengokuuuuuu (Zach)

idk what he does but he is

he is so Rengokuuuuuu (Zach)

by Phoria June 07, 2021

Pulled a Zach

Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.

Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.

Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.

by MySegmentsAreNonZero November 08, 2023

Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.

Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards

by ZachSilvaFetish November 11, 2018

Zaching off

Nutting on your friends couch

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.

by Pussyfoot69 July 22, 2017