Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.
by Pepsi72 February 01, 2022
by Bungachungus November 22, 2021
by rfytuigohyugkfli December 02, 2019
He is truly unexplainable. For he is perfect, destined for amazing things. While his friends walk around like a pack of bitches, he is the perfect, golden midas of them all. He is perfect and always will be perfect.
by ADJBAHUDBJBASDKJSAD October 16, 2020
Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin
If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin
If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now
Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 11, 2018
by Pussyfoot69 July 22, 2017
When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"
by NatureGirl April 28, 2011