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Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018
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Zach hillers

Zach Hillers is the hottest person alive. He always knows how to make his ugly gf smile. She would do anything to make him happy. He’s a shy person at first but if u get to know him he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. He melts my hear + he’s a good kisser
Zach hillers is a handsome. He’s mine so back off
by Maddea ❤️ May 27, 2018
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zach dubbs

Dude looks exactly like Frankenstein. And his peen is the size of his thumb.
Oh look it’s Frankenstein.. wait nevermind that Zach dubbs!
by Cheffffffff September 18, 2019
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Dirty Zach

When Zach shoves his tiny penis in his wifey for lifey Gracie
Yo, someone just pulled a Dirty Zach!
by TrashNinjasye November 20, 2021
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Zach Allen

A fat orange nigga who eats constantly
Yo Is That a pumpkin

Naw its zach allen
he burns jews or something
by rfytuigohyugkfli December 2, 2019
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zach boren

by Tmeadfam34 April 18, 2018
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Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.
When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"
by NatureGirl June 5, 2011
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