your best friend jippy 

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust

"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"

your best friend jippy by ook13 June 21, 2022

your literally him 

You are the person everyone wants to be. You are the person we strive to be. You are the man.

Omg your literally him.

your literally him by anonymous July 30, 2022

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

your mother cooks socks in hell by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Your like a brother to me.

FUCK! The last thing you ever want a girl to tell you. Basically means "I love you but I will never sleep with you." This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won't hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him "You have no chance."

Mike: Yo Alex I think I'm tell Becky how I feel.

Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I'm hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I'd help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.

-------Tomorrow--------

Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.

Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.

Mike: Don't worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to --

Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner

Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?

Mike: Um..I'll tell you later.

Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.

Mike:........ *thoughts(fml)

Guy...: Alright then, come on brother.

Your like a brother to me. by MoneyMoneyBitches. May 3, 2010

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion 

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

Your Mom 

She gay fam

Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.

Your Mom by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 26, 2019

Your free nut pass for November boys

You get to “spank your monkey” once for free in the month of November

Your free nut pass for November boys

Your free nut pass for November boys by JtHARDING24 October 31, 2019