You

the thing that your parents made, basically a failure.

mom: you were an accident bob!!!! we left the condom at home!
Bob: :(

by kawaii-bitxh January 31, 2018

You

It means “That one”

Hym “ ‘This one’ is ‘this one’ and ‘that one’ is ‘YOU’ “

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022

you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

by I don't know...you tell me! June 28, 2006

Miss you miss you

When you miss someone in a different way, but not as a friend. More than a friend .

“I miss you miss you James”

by Gonzo.julia July 15, 2019

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

you drink it you buy it

when a person says i got you a drink or shots but soon as you drink the drink the person who got them dont pay.

jake got everyone a round of shots. but then refuse to pay due to if you drink it you buy it

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

If you know you go

The best spots are that way because they are little-known gems.

The term is shorthand for “if you don’t know about insert amazing place to surf/skate/mountain bike/climb/board/fish then I am not going to be the one to tell you.”

dude 1: "... hey bro where'd you surf today?"
dude 2: "Old faithfuls. It was firing - sick barrels, hardly anyone out"
dude 1: "Oh noice. Where the heck is that place? Someone else was sayin' it was going off the other day"
dude 2: "If you know you go..."

by All Your Surf July 15, 2019