To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'
by chelsdagsy April 01, 2011
A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.
"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"
by GaJa Williams June 24, 2012
A Very Large Vaginal Opening
Wow is this the video of your wife giving birth?...
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.
.EWW!!!The Meat is hanging out it looks like a Wizard Sleeve.
by MapQua December 28, 2009
A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
by tony larossa October 03, 2006
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage
I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. October 01, 2006
someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories
usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing
usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing
1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!
Audience:hahahaha
Andy:man whatever....*crys*
2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you
Girl:yeah i love cocks
Me:damn cock wizard
Audience:hahahaha
Andy:man whatever....*crys*
2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you
Girl:yeah i love cocks
Me:damn cock wizard
by mr. giggles12 March 19, 2009
A Harry Potter enthused sex addict, role playing naked with his wizard wand trying to find the magical wizard sleeve.
by Atr987 February 17, 2018