Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020

Baniener Wiener

It's when you have a curved dick.

Samantha,"Wow did you see his dick he's totally got a Baniener Wiener".

by 🍌 March 20, 2019

sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.

After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.

by TheDean176 April 23, 2011

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

Wiener

A wiener is someone that takes too long to make a left or right turn while a car is coming. Also known as a shannon

Me: you have time, turn left:
Wiener (Shannon): ... ... ....
Me: you are such a wiener

by NotSoThoughtful July 15, 2020

wiener

the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. a real knee slapped that one is

someone: wiener

everyone else: *spontaneously combusts due to extreme laughter*

by cheemen man January 27, 2021

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016