a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."

by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017

billy bush weekend

When a bunch of guys engage in a full weekend or a brief vacation with the primary intent to violate women (ex. Pussy grabbing)

Donald Trump, Billy Bush and friends planned a huge Billy Bush weekend during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and they even filmed a clip of the conversation on tour bus.

by Liadi Aaron September 12, 2017

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

weekend cup

a cup with which you use on the weekend when you are drinking to hold an alcoholic beverage without your peers knowing

I need to wash my weekend cup so I can get shitty this weekend at the park

by prekummer September 30, 2022

The Weekend of Jill

Jill is a name used in a group setting when you can’t remember everyone’s name so you call everyone Jill. Established the weekend of March 4th, 2023 in Rockaway Beach, OR.

You’re new to a group of 8-9 people and you forget names and refer to everyone as Jill. “Hey Jill, do you want to go on a hike?” “Hey Jill, I love your swimsuit! “Hey Jill, do you want to go to the meat outlet?!” “The weekend of Jill was so fun!”

by Sades90porter March 15, 2023

Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009

National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.

3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend

by Official Days October 29, 2019