Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

wake & shake

using a vibrator first thing in the morning

A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.

by Xethdiz November 01, 2023

Wake and Shake

when you just wake up and immediately have sex.

Dawg this girl just texted me you down for some wake and shake tomorrow?

by tonyfbaby December 21, 2010

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

by Turd mongler February 21, 2016

Wake wazar

Formally Blake Nazar but now wake wazar

Damn would you like a wake wazar for dinner?

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! December 27, 2019

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 05, 2024

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012