[Awful Waffle]

A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.

“Donkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”

by Haul Pefner November 1, 2008

Waffle Bitch

A cute girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with, but only if she made you waffles in the morning.

Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.

by Shoe55 December 27, 2011

Waffle Bill

Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.

Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.

by Geraldo September 11, 2003

quaf waffle

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

The Waffle Stompers

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.

Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!

by ericplayzbass92 May 26, 2010

waffle house

to be left in bed with covers that equal the size of a waffle house napkin.

Damn, last night Holly rolled all the covers up around her and left me with nothing almost, she waffle housed me.

by Russell Pridgen January 12, 2008