A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
by bamcki February 11, 2020
Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
Person 2: Are you straight?
Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry
by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
Mating season for humans
by A name nobody has used February 07, 2017
by Midday August 28, 2021
the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
by friendly neighborhood italian February 08, 2020
-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.
Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.
Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?
Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.
Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.
Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021