unicorn sex

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.

My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
or

Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?

by M. Svairini March 31, 2010

Unicorn Dandruff

The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.

Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!

by Hyper Active Cynic! April 1, 2011

zombie unicorn

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0

zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"

by yip6 April 25, 2009

Unicorn Girl

A girl that you chase after but never can get or is always gone when you think about getting with her.

I'll get with my unicorn girl one-day

by Dooby909 July 24, 2019

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009

unicorn twins

Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.

You guys look so alike! Are you twins?

Nope, we're unicorn twins.

by mariaknows_best May 25, 2013

Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.

I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.

by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017