uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

uber pownage

The act of completely dominating an opponent in a video game, especially Call of Duty.

Llamas: Who just knifed me?
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan

by UberPownage November 17, 2010

Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .

Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

uber crumbly

1)The food that gets on your fingers when you are scooping food onto your fork.
Also:
2)Uber Crumblies-
Food that gets on your fingers from eating finger food.

1)My fingers were uber crumbly from getting that last bit of my hamburger helper on my fork.
2)be careful-those sandwiches cause uber crumblies!

by Nick - N - Tara February 24, 2009